Posted by Pasta
4.30.2009
4.28.2009
Spreading Santorum and Other Amazing Things That Are Completely Awesome
Posted by JG
So first off, this is just to get Dan Savage's campaign to fuck with former (then present) Senator Rick Santorum back to the top of Google searches.
Spreading Santorum is a great site that redefines Santorum. The new definition is as such:
The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
Amazing, no? The reason for this was because (former) Senator Rick Santorum was such a fucking asshole about gay issues and sex issues in general; he was also a total piece of shit about everything, but I don't know if Dan Savage cares about anything but butt-fucking and dildos.
Check out Dan Savage's amazing sex advice column by clicking here.
It's totally worth it.
And maybe Dan Savage will finally get some gay community love from congress because Arlen Specter has officially switched parties and is now a Democrat, which means that when Al Franken (fingers crossed) gets seated we'll finally have a 60 seat, filibuster-proof majority in the Senate. That could potentially mean that we could have free health care, better school funding, amazing environmental policy, and mandatory blowjobs from SourPix (he's down -- trust me).
Now, Arlen Specter is a known summabitch when it comes to voting party lines, but the fact that he switched parties after 25 some odd years means he'll probably be on his best behavior for the next year and a half until the 2010 elections. So yay.
Here's the story from the good folks at MSNBC:
Of course, Chris Matthews had something to say about all this. While he's kind of a sour douche about it, and you have to fast forward in the video to get to Matthews, he does spittle on himself a little bit and its awesome. Enjoy:
While I might be home with a fatal case of Swine Flu, mindlessly getting the left-wing propaganda i miss so much from campaign season, I still had the brain capacity to find this , the most amazing and religiously offensive game of the moment.
I'm not sure how long this will last, because Muslim groups are all in a tiff about the use of the "prophet" Mohammed, so get your playing in soon.
So first off, this is just to get Dan Savage's campaign to fuck with former (then present) Senator Rick Santorum back to the top of Google searches.
Spreading Santorum is a great site that redefines Santorum. The new definition is as such:
The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
Amazing, no? The reason for this was because (former) Senator Rick Santorum was such a fucking asshole about gay issues and sex issues in general; he was also a total piece of shit about everything, but I don't know if Dan Savage cares about anything but butt-fucking and dildos.
Check out Dan Savage's amazing sex advice column by clicking here.
It's totally worth it.
And maybe Dan Savage will finally get some gay community love from congress because Arlen Specter has officially switched parties and is now a Democrat, which means that when Al Franken (fingers crossed) gets seated we'll finally have a 60 seat, filibuster-proof majority in the Senate. That could potentially mean that we could have free health care, better school funding, amazing environmental policy, and mandatory blowjobs from SourPix (he's down -- trust me).
Now, Arlen Specter is a known summabitch when it comes to voting party lines, but the fact that he switched parties after 25 some odd years means he'll probably be on his best behavior for the next year and a half until the 2010 elections. So yay.
Here's the story from the good folks at MSNBC:
Of course, Chris Matthews had something to say about all this. While he's kind of a sour douche about it, and you have to fast forward in the video to get to Matthews, he does spittle on himself a little bit and its awesome. Enjoy:
While I might be home with a fatal case of Swine Flu, mindlessly getting the left-wing propaganda i miss so much from campaign season, I still had the brain capacity to find this , the most amazing and religiously offensive game of the moment.
I'm not sure how long this will last, because Muslim groups are all in a tiff about the use of the "prophet" Mohammed, so get your playing in soon.
Cinderella, Rhythm & Blues
Posted by Pasta
I am finally waking up from my cocaine & R&B binge that I have been having for some time now. I never would have guessed that those two vices would work so beautifully together. If you feel the need to do so your self you need to check out The-Dream Love vs. Money
or for extra smoothness The point of it all Anthony Hamilton.
on another note tho, this Special Ed - The Message killing me! Its whats up
(ed Note: We can fully attest to the fact that Pasta has a terrible cocaine habit, and an even worse R&B habit, and was probably dabbling with both while writing this post.)
I am finally waking up from my cocaine & R&B binge that I have been having for some time now. I never would have guessed that those two vices would work so beautifully together. If you feel the need to do so your self you need to check out The-Dream Love vs. Money
or for extra smoothness The point of it all Anthony Hamilton.
on another note tho, this Special Ed - The Message killing me! Its whats up
(ed Note: We can fully attest to the fact that Pasta has a terrible cocaine habit, and an even worse R&B habit, and was probably dabbling with both while writing this post.)
4.15.2009
Best Commercial Ever for Papa John's
Posted by JG
Remember when southern gay men did a bunch of meth and got really gross? Well now they work at Domino's and they're grosser than ever! Check out these videos posted for some dumb reason by a fellow Domino's emplyoee/enabling lesbian.
Now I'm not sure why, other than the fact that these are two gay people, but these videos came out (get it?) on some random gay website that I'd never heard of because, despite the wishes of eligible gay bachelors across the globe, I don't swing that way. Check out more videos and a response from Domino's here, if you're so inclined. The rest really aren't that great though.
Peace, bitches!
(ed. Note: we here at nerdout do not condone any of this and really wish JG hadn't posted these videos. but we still love that the 2nd video is entitled "Poopie dishes")
Remember when southern gay men did a bunch of meth and got really gross? Well now they work at Domino's and they're grosser than ever! Check out these videos posted for some dumb reason by a fellow Domino's emplyoee/enabling lesbian.
Now I'm not sure why, other than the fact that these are two gay people, but these videos came out (get it?) on some random gay website that I'd never heard of because, despite the wishes of eligible gay bachelors across the globe, I don't swing that way. Check out more videos and a response from Domino's here, if you're so inclined. The rest really aren't that great though.
Peace, bitches!
(ed. Note: we here at nerdout do not condone any of this and really wish JG hadn't posted these videos. but we still love that the 2nd video is entitled "Poopie dishes")
4.14.2009
Buby, There's a Lot You Don't Know
Posted by JG
Old Jews Telling Jokes
This is an amazing little website that does one thing and they do it well. Go there for weekly dirty jokes told by the funniest people in the world -- old Jews. My dad seriously loves this site and is the only site he's ever bothered to go to for video content. I'm pretty sure he steals the jokes to tell his gym buddies and you will too.
L'chaim
Old Jews Telling Jokes
This is an amazing little website that does one thing and they do it well. Go there for weekly dirty jokes told by the funniest people in the world -- old Jews. My dad seriously loves this site and is the only site he's ever bothered to go to for video content. I'm pretty sure he steals the jokes to tell his gym buddies and you will too.
L'chaim
You're Not Real Unless You Know This Shit. Period.
Posted by RMM
Ok, so I went to a hippie art school for college. A large majority of my second semester in my second year was spent smoking blunts, drinking coca cola, eating snickers bars, and learning the star wars gangsta rap. Get to studying nerds.
Ok, so I went to a hippie art school for college. A large majority of my second semester in my second year was spent smoking blunts, drinking coca cola, eating snickers bars, and learning the star wars gangsta rap. Get to studying nerds.
4.13.2009
MJ Makes Me Weep Like A 40 Year Old European
Posted by JG
Okay, Rhymefest is probably never gonna blow up, despite winning a Grammy for co-writing (probably really writing) "Jesus Walks" for Kanye West (see below). He's not handsome, he never sold drugs, he makes good music with an interesting, sometimes positive message, and he's not really that cool... But he is a total music nerd.
Now Rhymefest has let his nerdy freak flag fly with Man in the Mirror, a great mixtape made with a whole lot of help from producer du jour Mark Ronson. Its a great tribute album that samples Michael Jackson songs and steals audio from interviews with hilarious and funky results. And its free.
Yeah, its free.
Rather than dealing with copyright laws and all that, Rhymefest has decided to do it strictly for the love of music and release it for free.
Preview the whole album and more at Rhymefest's official site.
Skip the preview and download the entire album now!
I hope you enjoy the silliness and odd genius as much as I do..
Nerd, out!
Okay, Rhymefest is probably never gonna blow up, despite winning a Grammy for co-writing (probably really writing) "Jesus Walks" for Kanye West (see below). He's not handsome, he never sold drugs, he makes good music with an interesting, sometimes positive message, and he's not really that cool... But he is a total music nerd.
Now Rhymefest has let his nerdy freak flag fly with Man in the Mirror, a great mixtape made with a whole lot of help from producer du jour Mark Ronson. Its a great tribute album that samples Michael Jackson songs and steals audio from interviews with hilarious and funky results. And its free.
Yeah, its free.
Rather than dealing with copyright laws and all that, Rhymefest has decided to do it strictly for the love of music and release it for free.
Preview the whole album and more at Rhymefest's official site.
Skip the preview and download the entire album now!
I hope you enjoy the silliness and odd genius as much as I do..
Nerd, out!
4.11.2009
Even Keyboard Cat Can't Make THIS Funny.
Posted by Joshem
So, I dunno if you heard about the best new internet phenomenon, but if you haven't its called, "Play him off keyboard cat."
Basically people have been editing together random youtube clips of generally horrible shit, with the cutest youtube video possible of a tabby in a t-shirt playing a keyboard. Some really smart motherfucker started to post them all to the link below:
Play Him Off Keyboard Cat.
Shit makes me laugh. So much so that I decided that I had to make my own and I went out to make the most evil keyboard cat evarrr.
So far it hasn't been posted on the offical site, but here's the video on youtube.
So, I dunno if you heard about the best new internet phenomenon, but if you haven't its called, "Play him off keyboard cat."
Basically people have been editing together random youtube clips of generally horrible shit, with the cutest youtube video possible of a tabby in a t-shirt playing a keyboard. Some really smart motherfucker started to post them all to the link below:
Play Him Off Keyboard Cat.
Shit makes me laugh. So much so that I decided that I had to make my own and I went out to make the most evil keyboard cat evarrr.
So far it hasn't been posted on the offical site, but here's the video on youtube.
4.10.2009
Nuts To You
Posted By JG
I found this amazing video here at the Huffington Post.
And here's the Kanye song from South Park. Its pretty amazing.
And really, the funniest part of that episode was how they took the time to put Kanye's real crew in there! Holy shit that was funny..
TEABAGGING UPDATE!:
I found this amazing video here at the Huffington Post.
And here's the Kanye song from South Park. Its pretty amazing.
And really, the funniest part of that episode was how they took the time to put Kanye's real crew in there! Holy shit that was funny..
TEABAGGING UPDATE!:
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4.06.2009
Hand Of God OR Crisis on Infinite Earths? You Be the Judge.
Either this is a beautiful cosmic nebula. . . or we are on the verge of Infinite Worlds Colliding!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
This shit is seriously spooky; if you wanna get the facts straight to impress faux intellectuals like JG check out this article about the Cosmic Hand That Reaches for the Light from Space.com.
Or if you just wanna flex your DC Universe history check out the knowledge from DC COMICS.com
Evil divine intervention is sweet! Look out for New Earth, and the Anti-Monitor!
(ed. note: we really have no clue what the fuck any of this stuff means, but we just peed a little in our tracksuit. And JG is seriously a faux intellectual)
4.04.2009
Snikt
Posted by JG
I guess you don't want to watch a DVD quality advanced copy of X:Men blah blah blah Wolverine... Oh wait! You do? Fine, here ya go.
Logan keep it crunk.
Update:
So they took it off the site due to something called "infringement." I didn't get to see the whole thing but it was pretty lame anyway. Terrible acting all around - including will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas - and an even worse plot.
Hated it!
Update 2:
It's ba-ack! Watch this shit before they take it away again!
Update 3:
Shit! They took that one down too! This is the last one I'm putting up. I have a feeling it'll be safe for a while so check it out.
I guess you don't want to watch a DVD quality advanced copy of X:Men blah blah blah Wolverine... Oh wait! You do? Fine, here ya go.
Logan keep it crunk.
Update:
So they took it off the site due to something called "infringement." I didn't get to see the whole thing but it was pretty lame anyway. Terrible acting all around - including will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas - and an even worse plot.
Hated it!
Update 2:
It's ba-ack! Watch this shit before they take it away again!
Update 3:
Shit! They took that one down too! This is the last one I'm putting up. I have a feeling it'll be safe for a while so check it out.
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