Spreading Santorum and Other Amazing Things That Are Completely Awesome

Posted by JG


So first off, this is just to get Dan Savage's campaign to fuck with former (then present) Senator Rick Santorum back to the top of Google searches.

Spreading Santorum is a great site that redefines Santorum. The new definition is as such:

The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

Amazing, no? The reason for this was because (former) Senator Rick Santorum was such a fucking asshole about gay issues and sex issues in general; he was also a total piece of shit about everything, but I don't know if Dan Savage cares about anything but butt-fucking and dildos.

Check out Dan Savage's amazing sex advice column by clicking here.

It's totally worth it.


And maybe Dan Savage will finally get some gay community love from congress because Arlen Specter has officially switched parties and is now a Democrat, which means that when Al Franken (fingers crossed) gets seated we'll finally have a 60 seat, filibuster-proof majority in the Senate. That could potentially mean that we could have free health care, better school funding, amazing environmental policy, and mandatory blowjobs from SourPix (he's down -- trust me).

Now, Arlen Specter is a known summabitch when it comes to voting party lines, but the fact that he switched parties after 25 some odd years means he'll probably be on his best behavior for the next year and a half until the 2010 elections. So yay.

Here's the story from the good folks at MSNBC:

Of course, Chris Matthews had something to say about all this. While he's kind of a sour douche about it, and you have to fast forward in the video to get to Matthews, he does spittle on himself a little bit and its awesome. Enjoy:

While I might be home with a fatal case of Swine Flu, mindlessly getting the left-wing propaganda i miss so much from campaign season, I still had the brain capacity to find this , the most amazing and religiously offensive game of the moment.



I'm not sure how long this will last, because Muslim groups are all in a tiff about the use of the "prophet" Mohammed, so get your playing in soon.